Earlier this month, a mother in Texas won a legal bid to have her dead son’s sperm harvested after he died in a fight outside a bar, so she could have the option of carrying out his wish to have children.
this is how he treats me:
Eanerbeaner6: dirty slut
the kristen we all know and love
rapmasterrk: i've been to busy being vain.
Erika Hearts YOO: akhgfakfha;lfkha
Erika Hearts YOO: HAHAHA
Erika Hearts YOO: i kinda figured
Erika Hearts YOO: sitting in front of the mirror, figuring out ways to be even more of a slut
rapmasterrk: that's exactly what i was doing!
rapmasterrk: oh, the possibilities!
Erika Hearts YOO: dirty girl.
rapmasterrk: I AM.
You want college! SO GO GET IT!– Sahil on helping me cope with the upcoming weeks.
out creeped, bitch!
Stranger: Cyber sex?
Stranger: ok baby are you ready?
You: fucking hurry up!
Stranger: i'm going to do naughty things
You: what do you want to do to me?
You: will you shit on my chest?
You: can i stick my dick in your mouth?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
omegle. funniest convo yet.
Stranger: do you have a penis or a vaj?
Stranger: how old is your vaj
Stranger: where is your 16 year old vaj located
Stranger: my 25 year old penis is located in ny
You: that's cool.
Stranger: this was a great convo
Stranger: i really feel like i know you
You: we made a real connection there.
Stranger: im really gonna miss you
Stranger: its sad really
Stranger: we're never gonna talk again
You: we are not.
Stranger: makes this moment kinda special
You: it does. it's kind of poetic
Stranger: a tear just rolled down my cheek
Stranger: tasted salty
Stranger: ok i think i love you now
You: that's usually how tears taste.
You: i think i love you too.
Stranger: lets get married, meet me in vegas in 2 years
Stranger: ill be staying at the mgm
Stranger: room 1256
Stranger: 2 years from today
Stranger: bring lube
You: ok. is there significane to that room?
Stranger: it was the room i was born in
Stranger: i remember it like it was yesterday
Stranger: placenta everywhere
You: it will be the room our baby will be conceived in
Stranger: i want to have your babies
Stranger: and name them after the moons of jupiter
You: haha. ok.
You: just two more years bb
Stranger: ok ill see you then
You: what will you do in the meantime?
Stranger: love you!
Stranger: ill be thinking of you every waking hour
Stranger: in fact, i just painted a protrait of you
Stranger: to hang on my wall
Stranger: you look beautiful
You: aw. thank you.
Stranger: however, id remove that mole
You: i think you've painted the wrong person
Stranger: you have a mole on your left breast, no?
You: i do not.
Stranger: oh sorry thats a nipple
Stranger: dont remove your nipple
You: haha. i would never think to do such a thing
Stranger: well you live in cali, crazy surgeries n such go on over there
Stranger: why cant you live on my coast??
You: but to get a nipple removed?? that's just absurd
Stranger: when i was your age i once shaved my chest
Stranger: my girlfriend dared me
Stranger: we were at her moms house in florida
Stranger: and i sliced both of my nipples
Stranger: no joke
Stranger: it sucked
Stranger: so bad
You: haha. we just got my friend's chest waxed
You: that sounds ipainful
Stranger: you can see a little cut mark on each nipple
Stranger: worst decision i ever made
Stranger: i got my pubes waxed once and they pulled my balls off
You: did you get them put back on?
Stranger: no i got fake balls put in, like the dogs get when they're neutered
Stranger: except they jingle really loudly
You: but then how are we going to have babies?
Stranger: so you can hear me walking down the hallway
Stranger: totally ruins the element of surprise
Stranger: i froze my sperm at a sperm bank
You: ok. then it's all good.
Stranger: i was gonna use a turkey baster
You: fine by me
Stranger: you can click disconnect now
You: ok. thanks you. see you in 2 years
Stranger: youre clearly bored with me
Stranger: k bye my love
You: it's nothing personal. i still love you
Stranger: lol back atcha
danapple trees: ;)
danapple trees: HAHAH don’t deny it bbygrl
danapple trees: something about
danapple trees: “she was lying on her back
danapple trees: and he was like
danapple trees: on top of her
rapmasterrk: hahaha, oh my god.
rapmasterrk: i feel so slutty.
danapple trees: hehehheehe
danapple trees: HAHA kristen i love you so bad
rapmasterrk: hahaha, why!
danapple trees: TEEHEE TUMBLR?
rapmasterrk: DEFINITELY NOT.
Anil: Jake, why do you always dance in public? it's kind of embarrassing.
Jake: I was born to dance, boy!
i’m going to be in middle school jake. i can’t hang out with you...– anil
guys in bands. hands in pants.
Randy: lies, they wanna hold MY hand!
Randy: but i said: no i rather keep my hands on my weenie
Randy: and im not the only guy
i kind of often have my hand in my pants
its warm ;p
ohdontyoudare: erikadropsthebeat: KRISTEN IS A SLUT DUH FUH? TRUTH
more slutty conversations (via aim)
D-bang: bang bang motherfuckers street slang
me: been listening to 3oh!3?
D-bang: fuck yeah
on loop for the 20 hours
full album too
i have 6 full albums
me: i've stood in less than five feet in front of them
D-bang: well FU
me: sean held my hand BITCH
dont worry i'll get backstage and chill
me: lol. dang. i've listened to 3oh!3 for almost a year.
i just realized that
cuz it's almost warped again
and i'm gonna see them there too!
me: hahaha. the person who'll get you backstage will probably be me
me: since i'm gonna be best friends w/ them
D-bang: unless i have a sex change
or i could just like
steal their guiitar
me: and also, i'll be on nat's dick
that wasn't a joke
D-bang: i know
me: i'm a ttl slut for them
D-bang: but i haz surprise at outright statement from you
me: you obviously don't know me as well as you think you do
D-bang: guess not :P
i thought david tennant pwnd all
guess that was just me
me: lol. ap tour had a good line up
minus hit the lights, i'd do any of those guys
oh. and minus xanadu, phatty, jared, and nadaddy
D-bang: i'm sure i can find some filthy band member
dunno any of those ppl
me: jared's from the maine
D-bang: must be one ugly fuck
**(now talking about youtube videos)
me: i swear. nat only wears owns one pair of pants
and they're not even pants
they're cut into shorts
me: and he wears them with that grey tank
D-bang: my kinda guy
spending money is for suckas
me: he's a fucking giant
me: he's a hottie though. and i WILL do dirty things with him
D-bang: better hope the physical height corresponds to his penis height :p
me: dgaf if he's in his mid-twenties
age ain't nothin' but a number
i'm on his nuts like a fucking squirell
i want to be his hand!
D-bang: you mean on his hand :P
me: no! i want to be his hand in this vid
i just want him in me.
Erika Hearts YOO: "I think i should know/ how to make love to something innocent/ without eaving my fingerprints out"
you can see his cocks size approx
omg. isn't he just SEXY?
he's a whole foot taller than me
I'M GOING TO WARPED BETCH
me: my cousin and i have this theory
me: because we all got sick after the show
cuz sean just got over being sick. and during the concert he held my hand, and i touched all of them, and my hand was then in my mouth from eating a delicious taco from a across the street
so i got his germs and gave them to everyone i was with
why couldn't you have made me sick today
didn't want calc test
i hear buzzing
but my phone is on silent
D-bang: i didn't have to take it
well fu you more
derivative of how manys times i tell you FU=everyday
my cousin and i decided that i'm gonna get nat and she's having sean
D-bang: i call the rest of their groupies then
at warped i'm gonna tell sean that he got me sick at the AP tour
I DEMAND MONO NOW
me: and for an apology he's gonna let me hop right on nat's penis
Erika Hearts YOO: which is ttly okay w/ me
so.. you had the cold.. now you want AIDS?
no one on drugs has heard of condomz
me: they're not gonna have aids
they seem purty popular
me: i will bring my own condoms if i need to
that plays punk bitch
me: lol. or we can have unprotected sex.
me: i am DEFINITELY ok w/ that
FUCK HIGH SCHOOL
I HAVE HIS BEBIES
suck it bitches
SPRING BREAK FINALLY
lawls at el pollo loco following me
KRISTEN IS A SLUT
been up for the past two hours. i feel so lost without my chapstick
Need a nap. Soo glad tomorrow is my last day. Yay for spring break!
just got back from michael’s. gonna tie-dye it up.
hot showers open up blocked nasal passages.
dear internet, please give me my life back. thank you.
Too far? It’s never too far!– Rishi Udeshi
what if we had to do this
junsez: well that's if i can pass my spanish final
Erika Hearts YOO: hahahahaha
Erika Hearts YOO: i'll help you
junsez: yeah well i have to process an alien
junsez: and not a make a single mistake
uploading pictures from the AP tour. warped anyone?
slutty conversations during concerts (via text...
Pam: Omg this bitch to the right of me needs to die. And i'm getting groped left and right.
Me: hahahahahah. Shit.
Pam: Yeah dude. Fucking like using her hips to shove that shit. and her bf will not let go of her so his arm is like all up on me.
Me: Dayum pam. lol. i think you're having a threesome
Pam: BAHAHAHAHAHAA omg fuck you. it's quite sweaty.
Me: hahahaha. thanks. i know. i'm pretty sure half of the sweat on my body isn't even mine
Pam: hahahahah dude same here. fuck me. my jeans are like off me ass and some one's hand is down there cuz my shirt is kinda lifted and i can't fix it. Hgtyjkf RAPE
Me: FUCK YOU
Pam: Hahahahaha omfg yess. so i have garrett and kennedy's pics now. I need to work on jared's pic and pat's drumstick and john's dick :]
Me: I WILL DO HIM
Pam: hahahah. not before i do.
Me: i'm going to fuck ALL OF THEM
Pam: maybe not jared. GINGER. hahahah but the rest of them yessss.
stuck in my head since saturday. colorado...