Like a child dizzy on lemonade

CAN’T SLEEP

infinitebutterflies:

zombify:

via zombiephiles.com

1. Don’t set zombies on fire. Burning zombies smell terrible.
2. Don’t get sentimental. Zombies won’t.
3. Don’t forget to shut the door behind you. Zombies often come over without calling first.
4. Don’t keep zombies in the basement. Even if they are your zombie family.
5. Don’t try to reunite with friends / family over long distances.
6. Don’t go down. Zombies can go down too.
7. Don’t broadcast your presence. Zombies may be listening.
8. Don’t stand in front of the window. That’s just foolish.
9. Don’t get too creative with zombie defense.
10. Don’t be “that one asshole” in your group.

but i’m too comfortable to get up.

(via mypinkbra)

that’s very nice of you.

and thanks for the chai [:

mypinkbra:

erikadropsthebeat:

mypinkbra:

erikadropsthebeat:

mypinkbra:

I’d say it’s going to be a good night.

how is it that your drugs always end up in my purse?

How is it you’re always around when I’m purchasing them?

Yeah. That’s what I thought.

idk. i had nowhere to go and you had time to pick me up first.

Please, this hasn’t been the first occasion, AND DON’T FRONT LIKE YOU DIDN’T ENJOY IT. THAT DRIVE HOME WAS FANFUCKINGTASTIC. YOU DON’T SMOKE FOR FREE BITCH. BE GLAD I DIDN’T MAKE YOU SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS.

hahaha. ew.

mypinkbra:

erikadropsthebeat:

mypinkbra:

I’d say it’s going to be a good night.

how is it that your drugs always end up in my purse?

How is it you’re always around when I’m purchasing them?

Yeah. That’s what I thought.

idk. i had nowhere to go and you had time to pick me up first.

mypinkbra:

erikadropsthebeat:

mypinkbra:

D’yall homies know whats in here? FRESHLY BREWED CHAI. Crimson and beautiful. Transformed into sweet milky ambrosia.

What you guys don’t know is that I’m half Indian, sup?

if i were ghey i’d take a picture of me drinking the same thing from my starbucks cup.

You are gay.

tee hee

infinitebutterflies:

casimirpulaskiday:

rickahh:

iguessthatscool:

hymendestroyer:

jetfueleatsramen:

morganfreeman:

jacatttackk:

Here Comes the Sun - The Beatles//Thunder - Boys Like Girls

Fearless - Taylor Swift

Forever and Always - taylor swift

Hey Stephen - Taylor Swift

my dick - mickey avalon

postcards from italy by beirut.

oh wait

i want to hold your hand—the beatles

there is too much taylor swift on this list…

agreed

halfcaf:

http://www.tallwomen.org/famous/

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